Sunday, July 27, 2014

Freshman masculine wash

**after sex**

He was fixing my shirt and about to dress me but I refused.

"You don't have to be sweet to me" I said

"Huh?"

Still trying to dress me my shirt

"Stop!"

I grabbed my shirt in his hand and dress myself up. 

"You dont have to be sweet to me I'm sorry but it's not gonna work. Kanina ka pa eh you keep on talking while you're on top of me making sweet gestures that couples do. You're rubbing my hair as if we were in a picnin on a sunday afternoon while I was lying on your lap. This is just a hook up and in hook ups you don't do that."

"I'm sorry" he replied

"And please wash your dick when you have a plan to have sex with someone. It' so fucking stinks!"

He went to his phone and checked his messages

"I was just ignoring your deeds earlier because I'm being nice to you but it has to stop"

Actually, I feel terrible for what I did but I realized he needs to know that kesa  naman sa umasa siya or isipin niyang interesado ako sa kanya. Ayoko din namang masabihang paasa. I think he's too young, immature and hopeless romantic to have a Growlr account. Nakakairita lang talaga kasi yung mga gestures niya pakyut ng pakyut tas ang daldal pa nakakaloka. Gusto ata niyang nagchi-chikahan kami habang nag se-sex eh. 

Ewan ko ha but for me kung mag iinvite ka ng someone from a gay app ng dis oras ng gabi hook up yon hindi date. Nakakaloka si bakla. Tas putangina ang baho ng titi niya! As in ang baho talaga parang isang linggong hindi naghugas. Nakaka dissapoint lang hindi tuloy ako nakapag perform ng maayos laila du tiloy ako. Choz! 

Tapos please naman kung magpapabango ka wag naman yung kala mo nagbuhos ka ng isang bote ng perfume sa katawan mo kasi honestly, NAKAKAHILO! Amoy FX ampota! So ironic na ang bango bango ng katawan mo tas pagbaba sayo napakabaho na. Nakakaloka! 

Ang weird pa kasi sobrang daldal niya. Nagse-sex na kami puro kwento pa si bakla. Ano? More kuda more fun? Kaloka! Nakakawala ng concentration eh. Tapos biglang hihinto titingin sayo pagmamasdan ka, ano naman to? Precious hearts romances? Sweet sweetan na naman? Shutaina! Nasayang ang shamcey ko. Char! 

Para sa lahat ng makikipag casual sex, please lang ah avoid these things ah. Hindi siya makakatulong sa ikauunlad ng bansa. Hahahaha! 





*kamusta kayo? Ako naging busy sa casual sex. Char! Busy lang sa mga ganap sa buhay ko pero nakakamiss kayo :) 




6 comments:

  1. Uy may post na ulit siya, sa wakas. :)

    Epic fail ang hook-up ah. Ang harsh mo lang, pero I think that's just necessary to help him sa pag-improve ng sarili niya.

    Sino ba yan? Pahinga nga ng number para maturuan yan ng importanteng leksyon. LOL

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  2. I meant 'pahingi'. *haha* Typo...

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  3. why complain now, after going through it all?

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  4. Maghanap din ako ng good clean fun soon :)

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  5. i do not agree with your post.

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